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A heads up for my neighbors

I swear to God, if they let their dog out before 6 am AGAIN tomorrow and let it bark like the big brain-dead [expletive] it is, I’m going to have to go over there and take matters into my own hands. I mean, how rude is it? And just when the arsewipes on one side of me FINALLY stop putting their yappy little beasts out at FIVE in the morning, the neighbors who used to keep the dog in the house all the time have suddenly lost their minds. I’m just glad I’m not in the house directly behind theirs (like, 20 feet away).

And if anyone out there reading this is wondering “Hmmm. Is she talking about me?” then let me be the first to say, if the shoe fits, keep your damned dog in the house.

p.s. No, I’m not threatening anyone. But at 6 tomorrow morning, all bets are off.

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