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Open Letter to Spider-man

I’m not talking about the cartoon character, or even Tobey Maguire. I’m talking about the guy with the missing teeth who wouldn’t stop talking to me at the Unemployment Office last August. He’s the one who told me that based on spider activity in his double-wide (I crap you not, and I live in Massachusetts, so this is at least a tiny bit unusual) it was going to be a very snowy winter, and it was going to snow early.

Okay, buddy, you were right. You were right you were right you were right. The novelty of a pre-Christmas snow had worn off by December 1st around here (we don’t normally have all that much snow prior to mid-December, if you can believe it). It’s snowing AGAIN out there. I don’t even want to know how much we’re expecting. Maybe ignorance is bliss. But it’s the sticky crap again, so I’ve got to make sure I shovel every 15 minutes or it will be too heavy to move.

I’ll put the snow-cam on for you (link is over on the right) so you can “enjoy” it from the comfort of your home or office.

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