In the store here at work they sell sunflower seeds. But not the kind I expect to buy (roasted and salted out of the shell). They sell the in-the-shell kind. Okay, we’re in an office building, not a dugout. I can’t just spit all these shells on the floor. Actually yesterday I noticed that they finally got the “good” kind on the shelf. Whew. Crisis averted.
[added later] Ooh, hey, if you accidently drop some on the floor you may as well be in a dugout.
