The Big DumpTruck Pedestrian of the month is Temes from Spain, who just sent the best fan mail in 2002. The best fanmail ever was from a few years back, from a guy who said I was the funniest writer EVER.
I wish that guy could offer me a job doing this for a living. I’d stay at home and teach Junior how to tie his shoes, and spend a few hours a day sitting on my deck watching my tomatoes turn red. .
