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Go ahead, scare me

I was just thinking. The most frightening moment of my whole day was when I picked up the can of soda (caffeine free diet Pepsi) I had been drinking and as it was entering my mouth, I thought “This IS the soda I was drinking today, isn’t it?” Nothing worse than finishing off an OLD can of soda.

“Every night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.” – Chocolate bar salesguy on Spongebob Squarepants